Hate Your Ad Agency?
Hire A Unicorn Marketer.

Stop burning cash with your online ads. Get a dedicated specialist who manages your campaigns with a true ownership mentality.

  • Top 1% Vetted Paid Advertising Experts
  • Designed To Fit Your Budget & Industry
  • Guaranteed Perfect Match, No-Risk Trial
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Meet Top Paid Ads Talent
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Hate Your Ad Agency?
Hire A Unicorn Marketer.

Top 1% Only
Fully vetted with verified track records
5B+ Ad Spend
In Ad Spend Managed
Jace
Verified in:
Ecommerce/Coaching
9 Years of Experience
Google ADS
Meta ADS
Olha
Verified in:
Ecommerce/Lead gen.
8 Years of experience
Meta ADS
Tiktok ADS
Martha
Verified in:
Ecommerce/Lead gen.
5 years of experience
Meta ADS
Tiktok ADS
Michael
Verified in:
Ecommerce.
11 years of experience
Meta ADS
Tiktok ADS
Adrian
Verified in:
Coaching
12 years of experience
Meta ADS
Tiktok ADS
Customer reviews on Google
5.0 rating of 12 reviews

Trusted By 100s Of Brands
That Speak Fluent ROAS

“I'm the Global Chief Marketing & Growth Officer of Smart SwimSuits, I was tired of the old agency model, high fees tied to higher spend and little accountability. Partnering with Max and Jeremy at Unicorn was a complete shift. Their anti-agency approach gave us a dedicated expert who works as part of our team, fully aligned with our goals and success metrics. No surprises, no wasted spend - just true partnership and results. If you want a true growth partner, Unicorn is it.”

Peter Gold
CMO at Smartswimsuits.com

“Ive known and worked with Max, Jeremy, and the Unicorn team for many years now, and have had nothing but the best experiences with them. They do what they say, work very professionally, they are very knowledgeable about marketing and brand building, and are a hard working team!"

Kevin Harrington
Original Shark On Shark Tank & Founder of Big Brand Ventures

“As a business owner, I've had an amazing relationship with Unicorn for over five years. Their results-oriented approach and vast knowledge in the online advertising space is unsurpassed. The team consists of all-around great people and visionary business owners who truly care about their customers and network. If you're in search of innovative partners who put your success first, Unicorn is the ultimate choice, highly recommended!"

Josh Citron
CEO at ChicSoul.com

What Makes Our Model
Truly One Of A Kind?

YOUR In-House Paid Ads Specialist

We Embed A Top 1% Prodigy. Guaranteed Perfect Match.

Our clients achieve an average 27 percent increase in ROAS within the first 90 days, with some seeing gains so high they frame the screenshot.

How? Every Unicorn Marketer comes with proven results, having scaled eCommerce, lead gen, SaaS, and info products with millions in verified ad spend across Meta, Google, YouTube, TikTok, LinkedIn, and native platforms. What truly sets them apart is their full-funnel expertise, covering ads, creative, CRO, LTV, and the entire customer journey.

With our Perfect Match Guarantee, you approve your specific Unicorn Marketer before anything begins.

Book A No-Nonsense Growth Assessment
Data Driven, Supercharged by ai

A Single Unicorn Makes Your Junior Team Obsolete.

Our Unicorn Marketers use an exclusive suite of AI tools for large-scale creative production, systematic testing, advanced market research, persuasive copywriting, real-time reporting, and more.

Say goodbye to excuses and creative production delays. Our experts craft premium ad assets in seconds that consistently outperform traditional, overpriced content — that even the pickiest brands are impressed with.

Your Unicorn Marketer acts as a dedicated growth partner, often dominating agencies at a fraction of the cost.

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Elite Advertising Talent
Zero Hiring Headaches

Unlike the mass market alternatives that take anyone with a pulse and a credit card, we only work with businesses we can genuinely help. Our proprietary Perfect Match Assessment makes sure we understand your world, confirms real mutual fit, and pairs you with the perfect Unicorn Marketer for the long haul.

By Invitation Only

We turn down more businesses than we accept. Why? Because we only work with companies we're confident we can get real results for. Remember, our experts also have to want to work with you.

Market Leading Assessment

Every partnership begins the same way: by actually understanding your business. What's quietly bleeding cash? Where's your growth hiding? We map these out to ensure alignment.

Perfect Match Guarantee

You get final approval on your Unicorn Marketer. If you're not completely confident in the pairing, we match you with someone else. No pressure. No settling.

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Unicorn's Exclusive Roster

Preview The Experts Who Make Your KPIs Smile

To join our roster, every Unicorn Marketer must pass a 79-point assessment that makes the airport TSA look friendly. Impressive resumes aren’t enough. We require proof, and then some. Meta, Google, TikTok, LinkedIn, X, Pinterest, Snapchat, Native, AppLovin, they’ve scaled on all of them. They’re here to grow revenue, not your hope.

Meet Top Paid Ads Talent
Empowered by Collective Genius

Your Expert Comes With A Secret Society Of Einsteins...

Behind every Unicorn Marketer is an exclusive circle of the world’s brightest minds sharing strategies, breakthroughs, and the occasional meme, all working to make your profits soar.

Top 1% Mastermind
Unicorn Marketers frequently join strategy sessions with industry-leading advertisers to sharpen campaigns and stay ahead.
Unmatched Collaboration
Every Advertiser taps into a network where elite buyers trade strategies, troubleshoot, and collaborate daily.
Next Generation Tools
Your expert gets access to high-value AI creative software, analytics tools, and other exclusive resources.
+51,000

New customers profitably acquired.

Became a key part of Onnit's Meta and TikTok growth engine leading up to their Unilever acquisition.
-85%

Reduction in cost per lead while boosting appointments 4.5x

Built a Meta ad creative testing system that slashed cost per lead from $85 to $12.96 and drove 91+ new monthly appointments.
+850%

Monthly increase in qualified booked meetings.

Used Meta and Google ads to sell $10M+ of IULs, annuities and term life policies within the first 90 days.
+400%

Increase in day 1 return on ad spend.

Increased ad spend from $25K to $305K/month while slashing new customer acquisition cost by 56%.
Why Us

Comparison

Standard Ad Agency
Cost Efficiency
❌ Expensive retainers
Top 1% Talent
❌ Junior staff
Custom Strategy
❌ Generic playbooks
Accountability
❌ No guarantees
Scalability
❌ Slow to adapt
Community & Support
❌ None

Frequently Asked Questions

What makes UnicornMarketers.com different from a typical ad agency?
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Our top 1% talent never work for fixed agency rates or low-ceiling full-time roles. They partner with only a select few clients at a time on an invite-only basis.

Unlike typical agencies that delegate to juniors, we pair you directly with proven experts who have verifiable track records of scaling profitable campaigns. Each expert is rigorously vetted, performance-tested, and selected to deliver real results, with success metrics fully transparent on our platform.

Financial incentives are fully aligned. Your Unicorn Marketer becomes an embedded part of your team and is directly compensated by you. Their success is tied to yours.

In a nutshell:

• Access to top 1% talent
• Fully aligned financial incentives
• Dedicated to only a few select clients

What does Unicorn’s 79-Point vetting process include?
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Our rigorous 79-point vetting process is strict and transparent. In a world full of so-called experts, we only work with proven performers. Every applicant must pass:

- A technical assessment
- Reference checks
- Track record verification
- A communication and culture fit interview
- A test project personally crafted by our leadership team

We do not accept screenshots or unverifiable claims. Only results that can be confirmed. We look for full-stack talent. Professionals with deep platform knowledge, strong ethics, high drive, and the kind of energy we’d want on our own team.

What types of companies do you help?
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Unicorn partners with established online businesses spending $10,000 or more per month on ads and ready to scale. Most accounts we manage fall between $50,000 and $500,000 per month.

Ideal clients include:

• E-commerce
• Lead generation
• Call funnels
• Info products
• Subscription or SaaS

We excel at scaling performance across all major ad platforms, including Meta, Google, YouTube, and TikTok.

Does my Unicorn Marketer handle creative production?
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Yes. A majority of creative production is included, it’s a core part of what we do. Today, advanced media buying alone won’t drive profitable growth.

To scale effectively, you need:

• Creative direction and strategy
• AI-powered creative production
• High-converting copy
• CRO strategy
• Market and competitor research

Your Unicorn Marketer isn’t just a media buyer; they replace an entire full-stack ads team.

Note: We’re not a full-scale video production or UGC agency, and there is still a clear place for those partnerships. However, for many businesses, a Unicorn Marketer can handle all or most of their ad creative needs.

Why wouldn’t I just hire this expert myself?
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You’re welcome to try.

But here’s the truth, top 1% advertising talent isn’t browsing job boards or looking for steady gigs. They’re already scaling winning campaigns and turning down most offers.

Hiring the right person is like finding a needle in a haystack. Unicorn saves you time, cost, and risk by giving you direct access to elite operators who are ready to plug into your business and drive real results.

You also get the support of our full expert network. Our marketers have access to multiple weekly mastermind sessions, and a community of other top-tier advertisers. Your campaigns benefit from shared insights, creative ideas, and collective problem solving that a single freelancer simply cannot match.

Do you offer any guarantees?
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Yes. We’re proud to offer our Perfect Match Guarantee.

It starts with a deep audit of your business to make sure we’re aligned. Then, we present a curated pool of elite media buyers tailored specifically to your needs.

Here’s the key: you get full final approval on who you work with. Ask them anything. Put them through your vetting. If you’re not fully satisfied before work begins, we refund your investment and part ways professionally.

Additionally, we offer a: 14 Day Professionalism & Communication Assurance Window after the start date. Giving you the flexibility to switch your Unicorn Marketers at no cost if the working relationship doesn’t feel like the right fit from a communication or professionalism standpoint out of the gate.

Will my Unicorn Marketer work full-time or fractionally?
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In most situations, fractionally.

Our entire company philosophy is grounded in the fact that top 1% marketing talent rarely takes full-time positions, especially with agencies.

Clients often assume that after being burned by agencies and junior staff, the answer is full-time hiring. The common false belief is that there's a connection between "hours worked" and results. The reality: most companies need an expert who works selectively with a few premium partners, not a full-time employee desperate for work on job boards.

In select cases, we help place full-time roles, or if your company scales rapidly and there’s mutual fit, your Unicorn Marketer can transition to full-time.

How much does a Unicorn Marketer "cost"?
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A Unicorn Marketer is designed to replace an entire ad team or agency, saving clients tens of thousands per month while delivering better results. There are no recruiting fees, termination costs, or long-term contracts. Unicorn only wins if you win.

If we identify a clear opportunity for profitable growth during our assessment, we will mutually agree on a compensation structure to present to our exclusive roster of Unicorn Marketers.

Most engagements range from $4k to $20k per month, depending on specialization, media spend, channels, and project scope. For businesses with modest advertising spend, monthly rates typically start at $4k to $7k with additional upside tied to results.

If the role doesn’t clearly pay for itself, we’ll recommend sticking with your current solution.