Hate Your Ad Agency?
Hire A Unicorn Marketer.
We match businesses with TOP 1% paid advertising experts, proven in your specific industry, who perform, not just promise.
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Hate Your Ad Agency?
Hire A Unicorn Marketer.
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Trusted By 100s Of Brands
That Speak Fluent ROAS
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“I'm the Global Chief Marketing & Growth Officer of Smart SwimSuits, I was tired of the old agency model, high fees tied to higher spend and little accountability. Partnering with Max and Jeremy at Unicorn was a complete shift. Their anti-agency approach gave us a dedicated expert who works as part of our team, fully aligned with our goals and success metrics. No surprises, no wasted spend - just true partnership and results. If you want a true growth partner, Unicorn is it.”
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“Ive known and worked with Max, Jeremy, and the Unicorn team for many years now, and have had nothing but the best experiences with them. They do what they say, work very professionally, they are very knowledgeable about marketing and brand building, and are a hard working team!"
“As a business owner, I've had an amazing relationship with Unicorn for over five years. Their results-oriented approach and vast knowledge in the online advertising space is unsurpassed. The team consists of all-around great people and visionary business owners who truly care about their customers and network. If you're in search of innovative partners who put your success first, Unicorn is the ultimate choice, highly recommended!"
What Makes Our Model
Truly One Of A Kind?
We Embed A Top 1% Prodigy. Side Effects Include Sudden Growth
Our clients achieve an average 27 percent increase in ROAS within the first 90 days, with some seeing gains so high they frame the screenshot.
How? Every Unicorn Marketer comes with receipts: They’ve profitably scaled eCommerce brands, lead gen machines, SaaS companies, and info products, with millions in verified ad spend across Meta, Google, YouTube, TikTok, LinkedIn, and native platforms.
What makes them exceptional is that they think in full-funnel terms, including ads, landing pages, CRO, LTV, and the entire customer journey. And with our Perfect Match Guarantee, you get final approval on your specific Unicorn Marketer.
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A Single Unicorn Makes Your Junior Team Obsolete.
Our Unicorn Marketers use an exclusive suite of AI tools for large-scale creative production, systematic testing, advanced market research, persuasive copywriting, real-time reporting, and more.
Forget waiting weeks for creative or hearing the same tired excuses. A Unicorn Marketer isn’t a button pusher. They are your strategic growth partner and often more cost effective than an agency, since you’re no longer paying for a team of distracted juniors.
P.S. Having doubts about AI creative? Our experts generate ad assets in seconds that often outperform expensive, time-consuming traditional creative. And yes, you can even approve every asset before it goes live.
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Elite Advertising Talent
Zero Hiring Headaches
Unlike the mass market alternatives that take anyone with a pulse and a credit card, we only work with businesses we can genuinely help. Our proprietary Perfect Match Assessment makes sure we understand your world, confirms real mutual fit, and pairs you with the perfect Unicorn Marketer for the long haul.
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We turn down more businesses than we accept. Why? Because we only work with companies we're confident we can get real results for. Remember, our experts also have to want to work with you.
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Every partnership begins the same way: by actually understanding your business. What's quietly bleeding cash? Where's your growth hiding? We map these out to ensure alignment.
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You get final approval on your Unicorn Marketer. If you're not completely confident in the pairing, we match you with someone else. No pressure. No settling.
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Preview The Experts Who Make Your KPIs Smile
To join our roster, every Unicorn Marketer must pass a 79-point assessment that makes the airport TSA look friendly. Impressive resumes aren’t enough. We require proof, and then some. Meta, Google, TikTok, LinkedIn, X, Pinterest, Snapchat, Native, AppLovin, they’ve scaled on all of them. They’re here to grow revenue, not your hope.
Your Expert Comes With A Secret Society Of Einsteins...
Behind every Unicorn Marketer is an exclusive circle of the world’s brightest minds sharing strategies, breakthroughs, and the occasional meme, all working to make your profits soar.
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Frequently Asked Questions
Our top 1% talent isn’t available at traditional agency rates and doesn’t take full-time roles with low ceilings. They work with only a handful of partners at a time, on an invite-only basis.
Unlike typical agencies that delegate dozens of projects to junior staff, we pair you directly with top 1% experts with proven, verifiable track records of scaling profitable campaigns.
Every expert is rigorously vetted, performance-tested, and selected for their ability to deliver real results. Success metrics are fully transparent on our platform, with no fluff or guesswork.
Additionally, financial incentives are fully aligned. Unlike an agency, where your team works for a low fixed pay, your Unicorn Marketer receives direct compensation, so they genuinely care. If the partnership doesn’t work out, it directly impacts them.
In a nutshell:
• Access to top 1% talent
• Fully aligned financial incentives
• Dedicated to only a few select clients
• The result: our average client sees a 27% ROAS increase in 90 days
Our rigorous 79-point vetting process is strict and transparent. In a world full of so-called experts, we only work with proven performers. Every applicant must pass:
- A technical assessment
- Reference checks
- Track record verification
- A communication and culture fit interview
- A test project personally crafted by our leadership team
We do not accept screenshots or unverifiable claims. Only results that can be confirmed. We look for full-stack talent. Professionals with deep platform knowledge, strong ethics, high drive, and the kind of energy we’d want on our own team.
Unicorn partners with established online businesses spending $10,000 or more per month on ads and ready to scale. Most accounts we manage fall between $50,000 and $500,000 per month.
Ideal clients include:
• E-commerce
• Lead generation
• Call funnels
• Info products
• Subscription or SaaS
We excel at scaling performance across all major ad platforms, including Meta, Google, YouTube, and TikTok.
Yes. A majority of creative production is included, it’s a core part of what we do. Today, advanced media buying alone won’t drive profitable growth.
To scale effectively, you need:
• Creative direction and strategy
• AI-powered creative production
• High-converting copy
• CRO strategy
• Market and competitor research
Your Unicorn Marketer isn’t just a media buyer; they replace an entire full-stack ads team.
Note: We’re not a full-scale video production or UGC agency, and there is still a clear place for those partnerships. However, for many businesses, a Unicorn Marketer can handle all or most of their ad creative needs.
You’re welcome to try.
But here’s the truth, top 1% advertising talent isn’t browsing job boards or looking for steady gigs. They’re already scaling winning campaigns and turning down most offers.
Hiring the right person is like finding a needle in a haystack. Unicorn saves you time, cost, and risk by giving you direct access to elite operators who are ready to plug into your business and drive real results.
You also get the support of our full expert network. Our marketers have access to multiple weekly mastermind sessions, and a community of other top-tier advertisers. Your campaigns benefit from shared insights, creative ideas, and collective problem solving that a single freelancer simply cannot match.
Yes. We’re proud to offer our Perfect Match Guarantee.
It starts with a deep audit of your business to make sure we’re aligned. Then, we present a curated pool of elite media buyers tailored specifically to your needs.
Here’s the key: you get full final approval on who you work with. Ask them anything. Put them through your vetting. If you’re not fully satisfied before work begins, we refund your investment and part ways professionally.
Additionally, we offer a: 14 Day Professionalism & Communication Assurance Window after the start date. Giving you the flexibility to switch your Unicorn Marketers at no cost if the working relationship doesn’t feel like the right fit from a communication or professionalism standpoint out of the gate.
In most situations, fractionally.
Our entire company philosophy is grounded in the fact that top 1% marketing talent rarely takes full-time positions, especially with agencies.
Clients often assume that after being burned by agencies and junior staff, the answer is full-time hiring. The common false belief is that there's a connection between "hours worked" and results. The reality: most companies need an expert who works selectively with a few premium partners, not a full-time employee desperate for work on job boards.
In select cases, we help place full-time roles, or if your company scales rapidly and there’s mutual fit, your Unicorn Marketer can transition to full-time.
A Unicorn Marketer is designed to replace entire ad teams or agencies, helping many of our clients save tens of thousands per month or hundreds of thousands per year while achieving better results.
Our engagements include no recruiting fees, termination costs, or long-term contracts. Unicorn only wins if you win.
If a clear opportunity for profitable growth is identified during our assessment, the typical investment ranges from $4,000 to $20,000+ per month, depending on the Unicorn Marketer’s specialization and your project scope.
At the end of the day, if this role doesn’t clearly pay for itself, we will recommend that you stick with your current option.
Critical note: We turn down more businesses than we accept. Why? Because we only work with companies we’re confident we can deliver real results for. Remember, our experts must also want to work with you.
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